Sips Attempting Life

Sep 1, 2014

officialunitedstates:

if you ever want to make a lot of money open up a restaurant and cut all the portions in half and then charge 5x as much and call it something french and have long waits for service

Sep 1, 2014

  • poor person: help i need money
  • rich person: why dont you sell your computer
  • poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
  • poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
  • poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before

Sep 1, 2014

noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

(via tupac-and-biggie)

Sep 1, 2014

http://gallifreyananglerfish.tumblr.com/post/96322864321/officialunitedstates-there-are-three-types-of

officialunitedstates:

there are three types of people in this world: bullies, people who get bullied, and the school principal, who refuses to do anything about the bullies because the head bully’s father is the local sicilian mob boss. you don’t know exactly what he’s capable of but when he…

Sep 1, 2014

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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(via tupac-and-biggie)

Sep 1, 2014

secondstringheroine:

banquos—ghost:

kvirapasero:

cis people trying to understand my gender

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT’S LIKE

especially when i explain that I’m a lesbian

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via lemonbread2k14)

Sep 1, 2014

LUIGIANA

Sep 1, 2014

sadqueerpunk:

endlesssorcererushiromiya:

sadqueerpunk:

i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.

I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.

you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud

(Source: transwad, via tupac-and-biggie)

Sep 1, 2014

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

Sep 1, 2014

perksofahunter:

doctorinthebigbluebox:

dialupmodem:

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

*signs it and hands it back* always nice to meet a fan

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(via lemonbread2k14)